Funny SMS
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Sardar: When I sleep,Monkeys play footbal in my dr
March 28th, 2008 
Sardar: When I sleep,Monkeys play footbal in my dreams.Dr.: No problem!Just take this medicine before u sleep.Sardar:Kal se loonga,aaj raat to final hai
Bakri charhi pahaar par………..
Bakri charhi pahaar par………..
wah bhai wah……
wah bhai wah……
Phir kya hoa……….
Arey baba! phir kya hona hai.
Doosri taraf se utar gai…..
bandariya: mom mera dulha kuan hai? plz meri shadi
bandariya: mom mera dulha kuan hai? plz meri shadi kara do na.
Mom: dekh tera dulha sms parh raha ha agar muskuraye tu samajh shadi paki!
pehle aap taiz barish ki tarha msg kartay thay,
pehle aap taiz barish ki tarha msg kartay thay,
phir rim jhim ki tarha huway,
or ab kabhi kabhi boonda baandi ki tarha,
lekin ayenda khushk sali tu nahi honay wali ha na?
Sheikh asks to CALL GIRL. HOw much? She says 50 on
Sheikh asks to CALL GIRL. HOw much? She says 50 on bed, 20 on sofa, 10 on grass. Sheikh gives her 50. She says WOW, on bed? Sheikh, no 5 time on Grass!!
Khuda karey
Khuda karey
her din aap
ki khushiyan
petrol k rates
ki tarhan
berdhati rahein
or ghammon
ki supply
bijli ki tarhan
band rahey
"Ameen"
Aaj agar aap ka sms aaye ga to hi hum roti khain g
Aaj agar aap ka sms aaye ga to hi hum roti khain gay…
warna…
warna…
ghusse me panir paratha aur chicken palao
k baad ice cream kha kar hi din guzar lein gain.
women r like an internet virus. they enter in ur l
women r like an internet virus. they enter in ur life scan ur pockets, transfar ur money,edit ur mind,download their problums,delete ur smile n hang out u 4ever!