Funny SMS

Mom: what would you like to be when you grow uppp??
Beti: Maa banu gi, Parhaai karoongi, Shaadi karoongi aur kya.
Mom: Jo ji main aaye karo magar zara tarteeb theek rakhna

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Are sun nahi rahe aik side per ho jaho mera SMS Aa rha hai.

Kya koi mujh se dosti kare ga. Please ans me this n

Gali gali ma charcha tere ha,
School ma jaon parcha tera ho,
Khuda kare apni dosti ka yah aaalam ho,
K shoping ma karon or kharcha tera ho 😉

Gali gali ma charcha tere ha,
School ma jaon parcha tera ho,
Khuda kare apni dosti ka yah aaalam ho,
K shoping ma karon or kharcha tera ho 😉

tu chander mukhi main sooraj mukhi. tu mujh say dukhi main tujh say dukhi. kothay say shalang laga day. tu b sukhi main b sukhi….
shahid……..

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Teacher."I killed a person"convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "you will go to jail".
shahid……..

Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius
Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho.
shahid……

Maan beti say"aray ye kibab peelay peelay say hain aur karway bi
beti"amman!aap ne hi to kha tha k jab koi cheez jal jaey tu usse
Burnal laga dia jaey."
shahid………….

How hard it is to read a "Parah" in Qur'aan, but how easy it is to read a hundereds of messages here !

How long an hour spent in "Masjid" is, but how shorti it is when watching a movie !

How big an amount of Rupees t