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thapar mar k naraz wife se husband bolainsan usey marta hai jise wo pyar karta hai. wife husband ko 2 thapar mar k boli aap kia samajhtey hai ke main aap se pyar nahin karti.

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thapar mar k naraz wife se husband bolainsan usey marta hai jise wo pyar karta hai. wife husband ko 2 thapar mar k boli aap kia samajhtey hai ke main aap se pyar nahin karti.

Sharif admi ne shadi k bad apni bivi ko bola
Aj se tm hi meri zindgi hopyar ho tamana ho

Bivi: Mere liae b aj se aap hi EJAZ ho ASAD ho AQEEL ho

Na Zuban se
Na Miscal se
Na Sms se
Na Phone se
Na Post se
Na Email se

Direct!

DIL SE

WAPDA di pain nu "Lun"

Shadi k 10 saal bad Bivi ne 1 raat ko "Qaumi tarana" laga dia.
Husband: yeh kia hy?
Wife: yeh last try hy ic per tu sara pakistan khara ho jata hy

Mother: beti rishta pasand aya
Beti: ji han lekin larka mota hy
Mother:
Beti TV 14" ka ho ya 40" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hy

Shadi k 10 saal bad Bivi ne 1 raat ko "Qaumi tarana" laga dia.
Husband: yeh kya hy?
Wife boli, yeh last try hy , ic per tu pora pakistan khara ho jata hy

Neend jab muje Aagosh mein laiti he,
Apka chehra nigahoon mein bas jata he,
Ek dam se meri aankh khul jati he,
DIL se ye AWAZ aati he,
"AMMI BHOOOT

girl of 1985: Mom mian jeans Pehn loon?
MoM: Naheen Beta, log kya kahengay.

girl of 2008: Mom main Short Skirt Pehn loon?
Mom: Pehn lo Beta,,Kuch to Pehn lo