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A SINCERE TRAFFIC POLICE MAN WAS SUSPENDED FROM HI
April 1st, 2008 
A SINCERE TRAFFIC POLICE MAN WAS SUSPENDED FROM HIS JOB.
WHY?
HE CHARGED THE AMBULANCE FOR OVER SPPED
ENGINEERS MARTE NAHI…. ZINDA DAFNAYE JATE HAI…
ENGINEERS MARTE NAHI…. ZINDA DAFNAYE JATE HAI…….. HAR 6 MAHINO ME TADPAYE JATE HAI…….. KAFAN KHOL KE DEKHO…. TOH WO KABR ME BHI ASSIGNMENT LIKHTE PAYE JATE HAI…..
o mery tay gusa ker di ayee
o mery tay gusa ker di ayee
har waley mery naal lr di aye
gora chita rang aye oda
har welay apni tarifaan ker di ayee
CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein p
CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU : Nehin.
CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega.
Mere dukkhon ki kahani mein rung na bhar'
Mere dukkhon ki kahani mein rung na bhar''
Muhabbat aur nafrat ki jung na kar''
Khushi mere ghum kay sung na kar''
Its mean
Pappu yaar tung na kar
Grammar Teacher!
Grammar Teacher!
Pappu larkion say bat nahin kerta hai,
Batao is sentence mai pappu kia hai?
Student:Sir, pappu ullu ka patha hai
1 charsi eyes donate kerne gaya,
1 charsi eyes donate kerne gaya,
After operation,
Dr. Asks:
Kuch kehna chahte ho?
Charsi:jisko bhi ankhen lagao
use bata dena
ye 2 kash laganay
k baad he khulti hain: