Funny SMS

hi good morning

Sardar1 : Bara dukh howa si teri wife di
mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si?

Sardar2 : Goli lagi si matthe vich.

Sardar1 : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai.

Today''s Titanic''s 94 Anniversary..So Every True Lover is Requested..In Memory of Jack and Rose..To Put Their Mobile Into Water For 2 Minutes.. !!!

An indian song: jag sara jag sara nikher gya
hun mauja e mauja, sham sawere hun mauja e mauja
A pakistani song: judge sarey judge uter gay
hun fauja e fauja, sham sawere hun fauja e fauja

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.

Judge asked :
How will you divide, you have 3 children?

Sardar replied :
Ok! We will apply next year.

Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler

Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.

Please mujhe samajhne ki
KOshish Karo

Muje mat tang kro,
Muje akela chordo,
Muje tumse koi taluq
nai raKhna,

Par ye dil rat bhar tumko hi sochta ha,

Soonay do mujhko mat aao yahan

EK sardar ne macher se faryad ki

A Sardar`s Wife was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
Her Friend asked – what you are doing. She said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping.

A Srdar G got promotion from clerk to manager.
He went home and told his wife in a new style ''''From today you are going to share your life with a Manager ''''