Funny SMS

Sardar ji aap ko logon ne kyon mara?
sardar: arey yaar meri photo bus main gir gayi thi.
main ne kaha madam zara sari opar kijiye photo laina hai.

Aik admi: Yaar tune apni biwi ko talaak kyon diya?
Sardar: yaar woh bari character less thi
Shaadi mujh se ki aur bacha bhagwan se mangti thi.

KOI TOU HOTA….

Main jis k dil ki kitab banta..

Main jis ki chahat ka khuwab banta..

Main hijar k mousam ki lambi ratoon may…

Yaad ban kar azzab banta..

Koi tou hota..

Jo mere khuwaish may uth k ratoon

Nipple Nipple Little star..

Can I Fuck You in my car…

Always milky Never Dry..

Let me Press Them, Don't Be Shy..

"In The Brazer, It will Dry"

Aik call girl subah subah nha dho kar tyar ho kar apni panty k ander agarbatti ghumma rahe thii..

Dosri nay pocha kia kar rahi hoo os nay kaha dukan kholnay ka time hogaya…

Tumhare yaad ayee tou tumhara sms padh laita hoon

zaida yaad ayee tou sms kardaita hoon

or agar tumharee awaz sunna hoo tou aik phthar utha kar kutay ko mar daita hoon….!!!!!!!

Saal pehlay lux 15 ka tha ab 25 ka hay
Ghareeb admi "MUTH"

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Kaisay Maray?

"JEENAY DOO MUSHARAF"

i ,m
police officer&
u r under arest.

q k
jitne aap khubsurat ho
itna khubsurst hona qanoonan.
juram he

is lia ap ko dil main umar qaid ki saza di jati he…

Mery dukhon ki dhanak me rang na bhar
Mohabat or nafrat ki jang na kar
Khushi mery gham ke sang na kar

"Papu yar tang na kar"
"Papu yar tang na kar"

Hum ho gaye apk bohat sochny k baad,,

Ab kis ko dakhna apko dekhny k baaaaaad?

Duniya choor dein gy apko chorney k baad

Bas Allah maaf kary itna jhoot bolny k baad,,