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AMERICAN TO SARDAR: Hamari country main 90% shadia
April 8th, 2008 
AMERICAN TO SARDAR: Hamari country main 90% shadian emeail se hoti hai.sardar kammal hai hamari to 1% bi email se nhi hoti 100 ki 100% female se hoti hain
is dil ka kaha mano 1 kaam kardo.
is dil ka kaha mano 1 kaam kardo.
1 benaam c muhabat mere naam kardo.
meri zat pe faqat itna ehsan kardo.
ghar se naha kar niklo or poray ilaqay ko hairaan kardo!
Sardar ji aap ko logon ne kyon mara?
Sardar ji aap ko logon ne kyon mara?
sardar: arey yaar meri photo bus main gir gayi thi.
main ne kaha madam zara sari opar kijiye photo laina hai
Kiya Amkhein Hain Apki Kia Batain Hain Apki Khuda
Kiya Amkhein Hain Apki Kia Batain Hain Apki Khuda Nay Apko Kuch Aisa Banaya Samjhoo Shhhhhhhh.. koi hai say bhoot nikal aya ! ! !
dokandar:bahi ap roz new battery Q lety hai.pathan
dokandar:bahi ap roz new battery Q lety hai.pathan:yara roz mobile pe msg ata hai BATTERY LOW. BATTERY LOW.
Hum ho gaye apk bohat sochny k baad,,
Ab kis ko dakhna apko dekhny k baaaaaad?
Duniya choor dein gy apko chorney k baad
Bas Allah maaf kary itna jhoot bolny k baad,,
Hum ho gaye apk bohat sochny k baad,,
Ab kis ko dakhna apko dekhny k baaaaaad?
Duniya choor dein gy apko chorney k baad
Bas Allah maaf kary itna jhoot bolny k baad,,
Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha,Urr ja.
Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha,Urr ja.
But..
makhi nahin uri,
Sardar ne kaha,
Sabit hua agar makhi k par tor diye
jain to makhi sun nahin sakti