Funny SMS

May nay 1 batair pakra
Pakar kar pinjray may band kardia
Magar wo peechay say nikal gay
Pir band kia pir peechay say nikal gaya
Pir band kia pir peechay say nikal gay
Mujay ghusa aaya usay pakra kata or ka liya
"Kambakht"
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Dil se aap ka khayal jata nahi,
Aap k siwa koi yaad aata nahi,
hasrat ha aap ko roz dekhne ki,
Per wo kambakht
"MADARI"
aap ko roz lata nahi.

A man was walking with 50 children.
Then one lady asked.. ;are they your children.
Then he replied iam a owner of condom factory these are costumer complaints

Question: Why did 18 Sardars
go to a movie?

Answer: Because below 18
was not allowed.

Aik Kanjos Ke Ghar ko AAg lag gaya. AAg atna phel gaya ke sare ghar ko lapit me leliya.Aor akher me aos ka ghar be jal gaya. Pocha nahi kise keu ke AAg lagne ke bad wo sari rat fair brigad walo ko miss call karta rha.

Dad 2 Son:
Dad: when i beat u how do u control ur anger,
Son: i start cleaning toilet,
Dad: How does it satisfy ur anger?
Son: I clean it with ur tooth brush

1st sardar 2nd se:

1st sardar: kal main bathroom gyia to sher ander tha,
2nd sardar: tu pher kyia howa,
1st: hona kyia tha main ne sher se kaha ap kar lo mere tu nikil gae.

towajaa farmaein
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towaja farmane ka shukria.
ab ap apna kam jare rukhe

GRAMMER Teacher:
"pappu larkion se baat nhi krta hai" ,
setence mai pappu kia hai??
student's: pappu pagal hai…!

sardar:owey owey teri shadi hogyi?
friend:han
sardar:larki se?
freind:han!larke se bi hoti hai kiya?
sardar:han
meri behen ki jo hui hey:-)

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