Funny SMS
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Wife:
April 11th, 2008 
Wife:
suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye
beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai.
Hum kahan jayen gay?
Husband: doosray doctor k paas
Wife:
Wife:
suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye
beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai.
Hum kahan jayen gay?
Husband: doosray doctor k paas
nia shadi shuda jora train mian safar kar raha tha
nia shadi shuda jora train mian safar kar raha tha k surang aagaai jb surang khatm hoi to husband nay kha mugy pata hota k surang itni lambi hay to mian koi shararat kar laita . wife boli ''Aap nihn thay to wo kon tha?''.
Interviewer : When is your birthday.
Interviewer : When is your birthday.
person: 13th Oct.
Interviewer : which year ?
Person : U fool! Every year.
Two SARDAR`s robers were fixing a bomb in a bank.
Two SARDAR`s robers were fixing a bomb in a bank.
And One of them started fixing
The other one asked;What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
He replied : Dont worry, We have One more
An Smart officer asking his Personal Secretory : W
An Smart officer asking his Personal Secretory : What is the name of your car ?
Secretory : I forgot the name, but is starts with T.
Officer : Oh,what a Magic; your car starts with Tea ; My car Starts with petrol…..,
An Smart officer asking his Personal Secretory : W
An Smart officer asking his Personal Secretory : What is the name of your car ?
Secretory : I forgot the name, but is starts with T.
Officer : Oh,what a Magic; your car starts with Tea ; My car Starts with petrol…..,
Mouse to Elephent:''2 din kay liye apni
Mouse to Elephent:''2 din kay liye apni chaddi dena.''
ELephent: ha…ha…ha…
pehneyga kya?''
Mouse:'Nahi, beti ki shaadi hai,
tent lagwana hai.''hehehe