Funny SMS

Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah Clinic k bahar khare hokar ourton ko kyun ghoorte ho?
Sardar: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai:
AURTON ko Dekhne ka Waqt 9am se 11am hai…

Pathan said 2 his wife,"i will divorce u bcoz u do'nt have breasts".
Wife.:"khan sab khuda k wastay hmain sedha to kro.

Husband:
aaj kuch nya krain?
Wife:
kya kro gay gee?
Husband:
kaan main dalon ga.!
Wife:
na g na.main behri ho jaon gi.
Husband.:
aray pagli aaj tk gungi hui hai kya….

Quaid-e-AZam faut ho chuke hain
Bhuttu b shaheed ho chuke hain
Alama iqbal b nhi rhe
benazir ne b dunya chor di
imran khan ki koi sunta nhi
molvi saare lotay ho gay hain
nwaz shrif ko musharraf kuch krne nhi deta
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Meri b

Girl''s father- Main nahi chahta k meri beti apni puri zindgi 1 gadhe k saath guzare. ..

Boyfriend- Bus, isiliye main use yahan se le jane aya hun

aik dafa aik sardar jee ne deewar par likha hwa parha ''likhna wala brilliant parhany wala donkey'' unhain ghusa aya foran mita kr likha ''parhany wala brilliant likhnay wala donkey''.

A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train
itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye
Sardar bhag k train mein charha
or
apni wife se bola
jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana

Sardar apne Baap ki Death Pe Ro rha tha K uski Sister ka Fone Agaya.
Fone sn kar Or b rone lga.Logoon Ne Pucha kya hua?
Sardar:Meri Behn k Abu ka B Intqal Hogaya.

dfdsfsdfsdfJustaju Jis Kii Thii Us Ko To Na Paayaa Ham Ne
Is Bahaane Se Magar Dekh Lii Duniyaa Ham Ne
Tujh Ko Rusavaa Na Kiyaa Khud Bhii Pasheman Na Huye
Ishq Kii Rasm Ko Is Tarah Nibhaayaa Ham Ne

Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.

So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.