Funny SMS

aaj baag mein kali hai kal Gulab ho ga. mujh se shadi kr lo tum ko sawab ho ga…..
shahid…..

ONE BOY SAY THAT AAMIR KHAN MADE A NEW FILM AND SAY I HAVE GIVE CHANCE TO HO HAVE SEEM MY PICTURE "TAARE ZAMEEN PAR" AND THE MY NEW FILM NAME IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "BEWAQUF ZAMEEN PAR"

1larkda chaat par patang uraha tha ka wo qirkaya to us ki maa nay doctor kay pass lakar qai aur kaha doctor sahab mera beta kay sar par lag qai ha doctor say i don't understand talk me in english to larka ki maa na kaha doctor!doctor!this is my londa

shaadi karne k bad aur mobile lene k bad ek hi baat ka afsos hota hai ……………………………………………………….Thodi der ruk jaata to accha model mil jaata

Sincere Apology: If u dont like ny of my SMS or dont like 2 read or if my msgs disturb u,then plz dont hesitate,feel free 2 Throw Ur Mobile!!

If you need advice, text me… If you need a friend, call me… If you need me, come to me… If you need money… ……….. THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

Hum dua karte hain khuda se, Ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek CARTOON jaisi cheez hai humare paas, Kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye

zindagi me shaddi karna bahut zarruri hai.. puchoon kyun.. ? ? ? ? kyunki zindagi me khushiya hi sab kuch nahin hoti

How to kill a mosquito: Catch it alive,Tie its legs then make gudgudi in its stomach and when it laughs,Catch its mouth & pour a spoon of poisson …..

HI