Funny SMS

sardarni came from hotel and said to sardar
sardar ji sardar ji aj ty ghazab ho gaya
sardar ji: ooy''e ki hoya
sardarni:aj har koi mery kapron sy cher rahy thy
sardar replied oy''e tenu kinni wari akheya hy kapry pa ke baza

son:muma k boos ki tarf finger kr k pochta hai muma ye kai hai??
muma:beta ye ballowns hai,
son:to nokarani k ballowns ap sy bary kuin hai??
muma:tmhain kiasy pata??
son:ma ne jb daikha tha jb dad un ma air fill kr rhy thy….

try this magic Go to WRITE MSG select English DICTIONART T9
Ab screen ko aik haath se chupa lo phr ye number likho 41568319681 phr haath hatao aur dekho…
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WO BI KIYA DIN HUA KRTE THEY
K LOG HUMIEN DEEWANO KI TARAH KISS
KIA KRTY THEY.
PER THI HAMARI KISMAT KHARAB
K HUM 2SAAL K HUA KRTEY THEY…

aik sardar baap ki death par ro raha tha,phir us ki sister ka phone aaya aur sardar zyada ronay lag gaya, lgogn ne pocha k kya hua, SARDAR:mere phan da abba v mr gya

1 larka apni girl fraind ke lya chooriyan le ker jata hai. G.F khud he pehna do . BOY.mughnahi pata tha k itna acha responce mila ga warna me kapre le kar aata

HOW DID A RAT PROPOSE A CAT…??
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"BILO RANI KAHO TO ABI JAN DEDOON:-)

WO BI KIYA DIN HUA KRTE THEY
K LOG HUMIEN DEEWANO KI TARAH KISS
KIA KRTY THEY.
PER THI HAMARI KISMAT KHARAB
K HUM 2SAAL K HUA KRTEY THEY…

Teacher."I killed a person"convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "you will go to jail".
shahid……..

Maan beti se"aray yai kibab pelay pelay se hain aur karway bi
beti"amman!aap ne hi to kha tha k jab kou cheez jal jaey tu usse
Burnal laga dia jaey."
shahid…..