Funny SMS

Ek pathan pehli martba plane per safar kr rha tha.air hostess:aap kya lena pasand krain ge.
Pathan(muskrate hue):um pehle yhan se nechay uter k rakshaw lena pasand kre ga.

@what is the definition of wife…? jo her baat pe tok tok kar aap ki her aadat badal day… aur kuch saal baad kahay

"Khuda ki kasam tum buhat khoobsoorat ho
zamnay ki nazar se khud ko bacha lo
kala teeka to kum hai
eik kala joota hi galay main lutka lo"

1 Pathan liberary me 2,3 ghanty 1 book parny k baad bola:So boring,so many characters but no stroy
Then liberiryan says: O AKHROT this is Telephone directory.

Don ne ab jurm ki duniya chor de hai..

Ab 1 MADRASA banaya hai

So Plz

Balance ki surat me Don ko chanda dy kr Akhirat Sawarein
Ap ka Khadim,,

Haji Don

A cigarette reduces your life by 2 minutes, beer by 4 minutes but a LECTURE reduces your life by 50 minutes,so bunk lectures. "BUNKING AWARENESS"

hi

10rupe dedo chaye pene he.
SETH:chai to 5 ki he.
Faqir: grlfrnd ko b pilaun ga.
SETH:fqiro ne b grlfrnd bna li?
Faqir:nai sahib, grlfrnd ne faqir bna dia:-:-:-

Life of a COLLEGE student

Wallet hy

Pase nahi

Lecture hy

Attendance nahi

Mobile hy

Balance nahi

Exams hy

Tnsion nahi

perhna hy

mood nahi:-:-:-:-:-:-

Life of a COLLEGE student

Wallet hy

Pase nahi

Lecture hy

Attendance nahi

Mobile hy

Balance nahi

Exams hy

Tnsion nahi

perhna hy

mood nahi:-:-:-:-:-:-