Funny SMS

Ladka baap se
"Dady aaj se school main ek period sex education ka b hua kre ga.
Baap:"lakin tum apni lulli kyun hila rahe ho?"
"Teacher ne home work dya hy…!"son replied.

Once a pathan was fucking a girl in a car.
A policeman saw him he walked 2 the car opened the door &said"what r u doing?"
pathan:"u can't see!"
policeman:"mera no kb aayega?"
pathan:"kuch dair intzar

aaj ka Sawal:
Mohabat ho jati hai ya karni parti hai?

Very simple!

khubsorat ho to ho jati haqi,

Agr ameerho to karni parti hai.

Apki shan ma ARZ kia hai Jungle ma mangle teray he dam se, sub nay yeh shore machaya hai,wah re monkey teri kismat Auj tujhay eik insan ka SMS aya hai.

Ek sardar painter tha.ek martba ek shaks ne apna nya mkan bnwaya.sardar ko bula kr kaha k meri is dewar per likhdo k yhan likhne wala giraftar kya jaae ga.
Sardar,jnab main nhi likhta mere chote chote bachay hain

Sardar(malik se)
jnab meri biwi bimar hy muje chutti dain.
Malik:tum jhote ho abhi tumhari biwi ne muje fon kya hai k mere shohar ko chutti na dain.
Sardar:jnab phir to is ghar main do bday jhotay hain.ek aat or ek main kyun k meri to abhi shadi

salam araz hay
jawab qarz hay
dena farz hay
na dena marz hay
na koi gharz hay
bus itne araz hay
agar SMS pasand aey to call karnaa farz hay

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Job Nature:
Ufone Tower pe Beth K TELENOR k signal rokny hain…

Old man walking on street sees a child trying 2 reach a door bell

Old man goes to the door rings the bell & says what else little man?

Child:Chalo hun Nasso.

Ek sardar ki khwab main kisi ne bund mari.
Subh sardar ne bank ja kr apna acount close kr dya.
Kyun ki…
Bank main likha tha,"hm apke khwab ko hqiqat main bdal dain ge".