Funny SMS
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Only True Friends Stand By You
April 24th, 2008 
Only True Friends Stand By You
During Bad Tyms. . .
I Promise You
I will Be Attending Ur Marriage . . . ;->
Dil ko pata Tha wo zarur Aayegi, Dil ko Pata Tha W
Dil ko pata Tha wo zarur Aayegi, Dil ko Pata Tha Woh zarur Aayegi.Par kabhi Socha Na Tha k.Surprise me KAMBAKHT Apna Husband B 7 Layegi!!…
At dis moment in time 10 million people r having s
At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on
Message na karke dil tod diya mera,Ab mobile dafna
Message na karke dil tod diya mera,Ab mobile dafna dena,Kafan na mile to apna rumal udha dena,Koi pooche ki rog kya tha To nazare jhuka ke apni Kanjoosi bata dena….
Suhag raat k bad Abhishek Bachan ne Aishwarya se p
Suhag raat k bad Abhishek Bachan ne Aishwarya se pocha.,
"AISH aaj koi esi bat btao jis se muje khushi b mile or gham bhi."
Aishwarya (sharmate huay):"Aapka Salman or Vivek se bda hai.."
Question: Gharibi ki had kya hy?
Question: Gharibi ki had kya hy?
Ans:jb ek ladka 2 rupay main kiss dene ko tyar ho or aap k pas sirf 1 rupya ho.
Question: Gharibi ki had kya hy?
Question: Gharibi ki had kya hy?
Ans:jb ek ladka 2 rupay main kiss dene ko tyar ho or aap k pas sirf 1 rupya ho.
A sexy girl 2 doctor,
A sexy girl 2 doctor,
"my mobile got stuck in my vagina in vibration mode since 3 days ago."
Doctor:"Don't worry i will remove it"
girl:"no no…just recharge the battery please."
Ladka baap se
Ladka baap se
"Dady aaj se school main ek period sex education ka b hua kre ga.
Baap:"lakin tum apni lulli kyun hila rahe ho?"
"Teacher ne home work dya hy…!"son replied.