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Wife:chalo na khain chalte hen OR Aj car mey chlao
April 24th, 2008 
Wife:chalo na khain chalte hen OR Aj car mey chlao gi.Hasband Is ka matlab ha jaye ge car mey aenge akbar mein.
Why did Sardaar opened the gate of bathroom?
Why did Sardaar opened the gate of bathroom?
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Coz he was feeling that some one iz watching him from the window.haha 03234091459.
Aik Sardaar 3 ghante bathroom mein baitthne ke baa
Aik Sardaar 3 ghante bathroom mein baitthne ke baad bola:
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'Hunn aa wi ja,main kehra kha jaana Ei!!':-D
BiG^FuN 00923234091459.
Aaj
Aaj
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Khush tou boht hoge tm
Kiunke
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Humara msg agya
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Lekin hum b boht chalak hen
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Likha kch b nhe.00923234091459
Happy new year!
Happy new year!
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Kia soch rahe ho?
Mobile mera,
Sms mera,
Paisay mere,
Tm kiun tension lete ho?00923234091459.BIG^FUN
Crime Reporter 2 Gir: Jab apka rape hua to apko ke
Crime Reporter 2 Gir: Jab apka rape hua to apko kesa feel hua?
Girl: Laddoo agar zabardasti bhi khilaya jaye to lagta to meetha hi hai.
Kash Tum BAKRI Hoti, May Tum Ko Ghass Khilata Aur
Kash Tum BAKRI Hoti, May Tum Ko Ghass Khilata Aur Pyar Se Tumhare Seengh Pakarta Aur Puchta Pagal Kon? Tum Ya May ? Or Tum Pyar Se Bolti, Main Main..
married woman sat and watched quietly as robbers
married woman sat and watched quietly as robbers took away everything in her house.
As they were leaving, she cried out:
WHAT ABOUT THE RAPE ?????. . . ;->