Funny SMS

BREAKING NEWS: Terrorists have kidnapped MEERA and demanded 5000000 Rs otherwise they will burn her with Kerosene Oil.So plz donate.I ve also donated 15 liters.

I wish u lov,i wish u joy,May u hav a baby boy.Wen his hair begin to curl,May u hav a baby girl,Wen she begin to wear pins,May ALLAH giv u twins.Wen they reach d age of four,May u hav many more..U DONT WORK ON ANY SCHEME..May u hav a Cricket Team…AMEEN

Hum Aaye Humne Khola Humne Nikala Humne Dala Hamara Kaam Ho Gaya OR Aap Nikaal kar kharay hi rahe Kyun k aapko Daalna nahi ata Tha… A.T.M CARD !!!!!!!

DUSHMAN wo jo marwa de,TAKLEEF wo jo tarpa de,TEACHER wo jo saza de,OUNG wo jo sula de,HADSA wo jo dara de,DOST wo jo DOST ko 250 wala card dalwa deh R u????

Usse pyar karke meri kismat hi jaag gayi,Usse pyar karke meri kismat hi jaag gayi,Maine itne love letter post kiye k woh "POSTMAN k saath hi bhaag Gayee.

Janay kia huga es mulk ka ? Parhay likhay honay k bawajooj Log anguthay ka estimal kertay hain Ab es SMS perhnay walay ko hi dekh lo.. "Paindoo Kaheen k"

Aik haathi aur chewnti ki LOVE MARRIAGE hoi.
Kuch din baad Haathi mar gaya
Chewnti boli :
" Wah rii Kismat!!Chand din ki mohabat , ab sari umar qabar khodni paray gi"

Teacher 2 sardar:
Make a sentence in which one word is repeated twice.
Sardar:if Lara Ditta marries Brian Lara,
she will become Lara Lara.

A chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage.
What did they named them?……
They named them as 'Jo-Hua', 'So-Hua'…

Tufani barish me raat ko shop pr 1 adami pizza leny aaye..

Shopkeeper: ap shadi shuda hain?

Adami: Is tufani barish me kiya meri maa muje pizza leny bhejgi??