Funny SMS

When hand stop.. lips work.. when lips stop…eyes work.. When eyes stop,heart works… when heart stop… abe MAAMU TU TAPAK GAYA HAI

wife looks at mirror and.
says: im fat,horrible and ugly! plz say something nice about me!husband: ut eyesight is good and perfect!!!!

meray dukhon ki dhanak ma rang na bhar,
muhabbat aur nafrat ki jang na kar,
khushi mere ghum k sang na kar….
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,PAPPU YAAR TANG NA KAR.!.!.!

kaisa lagta ha jab raat k sannatay ma,

hawa k jhonkon k sath,

khamoshi se chaltay huway,

koi chupke se aye or kahe…
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CHAL BAY O MOBILE NIKAL!!!

dosti ka safar taveel sahi,

lekin,

kuch kadam tum chalo,

kuch hum chaleen,

Phir!!!!

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Raksha kar lengay…!!!

American said: we r the 1st on the moon.
Sardar:we r the 1st on the sun.
American:u cant go on the sun u will burn!!
Sardar:we r not stupid we went at night.

jab dekha unhone tirchi nighaho se tab ham madhosh ho gayee,,,,, par jab pata chala ki nazre hi tedi hai to ham behosh ho gaye.

Ek Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya,Counter clerk asks-Kuch kehna chahte ho ? Sharabi-Jise lagao usse bata dena ye do peg ke baad khulti hai….

A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister….

A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister….