Funny SMS

dosti ka safar taveel sahi,

lekin,
kuch kadam tum chalo,
kuch kadam hum chalen,

phir…!!!
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RAKHSHA KARLENGAY!!!!

husband:today is sunday n i really want 2 enjoy it.so i have bought 3 tickets 4 the movie.
wife: why 3?
husband: for u n ur parents!!!

dsafsadfsd

2 Admi Qabristan Main Baithe The 1 Ne Kaha

"Ye Log Bare Aram Se Sotay Hain"

1 Murda Qabar Se Utha
Or Bola
"Q Na Soyen Ye Jagah Jaan De Kar Hasil Ki Hai.

Jis Tarah 1 Machar Ko
Marne Se
Tum Shikari Nahin Ban Jao
Gey
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Theek Usi Tarah 2-3 SMS
Karney Se Tum Bhikari Nhi
Banjaoge!!!!!!

beta apne baap se kehne laga
aboo aj humare school main sex aduction ka pirod shuru hua hai

baap.. mager tum apni luuly kiyun hilla rahe ho
beta .. aaj ka yehin homework hain

shadi ki pehlle raat

show apni bevi ko 500 rupe de kar kahan hum ne ye kaam kabhi free main nahin kia

beevi 200 wapas de kar bolii hum ne 300 se ziyada kabhi liye bhi nahin

ammy ammy woh larka hain na

mujhhe baar lully dikha kar bhag jata hain

ammy is baat per muskarayee

aur kehne lagi bara harami ka bacha hai bilkul apne baap per gaya hai

ek sardar ko bhook lagi wo yaha waha dekhta raha side men kuch bhi nahi tha na hotel na dhba na hi koi dukan
baad men pata chala kuss jaga tha murdon ka makkan.

kia andaz hai
kia jalwa hai
kia style hai
aur kia smile hai
msg to karti nahin
aur fakhar se kehti ho mere pas mobile hai…