Funny SMS
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Your brain will be refreshed in next five seconds.
May 2nd, 2008 
Your brain will be refreshed in next five seconds…..5…..4….3…2..1.LOADING……..Please wait…..ERROR: no brain detected
Machar ne jo katha to dil mein junoon tha, Khujli
Machar ne jo katha to dil mein junoon tha, Khujli itni huyi, Dil bay sukun tha! Pakda to chod diya ye soch kar.. Ki sale ke rago mein apna hi khun tha.
PIAT MAIN DARD
PIAT MAIN DARD
YAR KI GALI MAIN YAR KA ANA HOA,
YAR KI GALI MAIN YAR KA ANA HOA,
PAIT MAIN DARD HAOI BHAR SE PEKHANA HAO
Gabbar Are O Sabha, ye SMS parhnay wala
Gabbar Are O Sabha, ye SMS parhnay wala
MONKEY hai k DONKEY?
Samba,sardar agr replay kia to
MONKEY, nahin kia to DONKEY, Abi pata chal jai ga.
Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kyaa?
Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kyaa?
Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya?
Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!
*:>A true friend is one,who can watch your 
*:>A true friend is one,who can watch your 'FIRST' tear,
Catch the 'SECOND',
Stops the 'THIRD' before it falls,
Aur phir 'THAPPAR' maar ke kahe,
"BUS KER DRAMA BAAZI":-D
|=BiG^FuN=|=BiG~S
1st sardar:im going ka kya matlab hota ha???
1st sardar:im going ka kya matlab hota ha???
2nd sardar: MA JA RAHA HOON!
1st sardar:aese nahi janay dunga phele matlab batao…..
Hieght of rishtedari!!!
Hieght of rishtedari!!!
1 larka gadhey k samnay gir gaya,
1 larki ne dekha tu boli:
apne baray bhai k payun chhu rahay ho,
larka bola:
jee bhabhi jaan!!!