Funny SMS

1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME…

just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

Aik larki mulavi sab ka pass jati hai our bolti hai?
Molavi sab i am in love?
Molavi sab boltay ka Laholawala,Naozbeallah,
To atnay main larki boli nahi molavi sab, I am in love with u,
To Molavi sab Bolay Allahamdollah,mashallah,Subanallah…

Naraz ho kia?
Haan hona be chaya haq banta hai tumera?
Loogon na mara hi atna hai?
Per kia karin us ka bagar Hajj pura be nahi hota hai na……

Aik bar aik mukabla howa ka jo sab se bara jhoot bolay ga us ko anaam milay ga??
Both se loog gay our sab na baray jhoot bolay??
Per aik admi chup chak betha howa tha??
Unon na pucha ka app be koi jhoot suna doo?
Tu admi bola ka chota sa hai s

Aik sardar ji ki shadi nahi ho rahi thi,
Who apni maa ka sath aik Darbar per gaya,
uder us ka maa gum gai,
Sardar sab bolay??
wha raaba apni ta labi nahi Abay di ve gaavvi………

Aik Sardar ji doseray Sardar ji se bolay????
OO yarra main na aik asi chiz banni hai jis se dewaar ka arpar dekh saktay hain,,
2 Sardar.OOy oo ki??
1st Sardar.. oo yarr moori….

Tu chand mangay main chand day doon,
tu dil mangay main dil day doon,
To jaan mangay………..
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Bas yarr bekh mangany ki be koi haad hoti hai..

hi dear how r u ?

maha ko dieting ka bohat shouq tha. mama lay aain sufi. sufi per aitmad jo tha. subha hoi to na maha thi or na sufi. 3 saal bad maha mili to sath habib or sultan b thay. daikh sufi ka kamal….
shahid…………..

Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds…… Open ur eyes ! Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a fool…………