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Tum kuttay thay,kuttay ho,aur kuttay he raho ge,tu
May 3rd, 2008 
Tum kuttay thay,kuttay ho,aur kuttay he raho ge,tumhaari saari nasall kutta He hogii,
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Kuttiya kuttay se ye keh ker chalii gaie!!:-D
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Train main 1 machar 1 chinese k sar pe baitha,
Train main 1 machar 1 chinese k sar pe baitha,
woh usko pakar k kha gaya!
Phir 1 machar memon pe baitha,
us ne pakar k chinese say pocha:
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Khareedo gay ?
KID:aunty mumi ne chini maangi hai.
KID:aunty mumi ne chini maangi hai.
Aunty:chini dete huye,"acha or kiya kaha mumi ne"?
kid:or kaha ager wo kamini na dey to uzma aunty se le aana.:-)
Boyes:larkiya pepsi ki tarah hoti hai .jitna pio u
Boyes:larkiya pepsi ki tarah hoti hai .jitna pio utna zyada maza aata hai..
Girls:larkey juice ki tarah hotey hai jb maaza aney lagta hai to khatam ho jatey hai…
Train main 1 machar 1 chinese k sar pe baitha,
Train main 1 machar 1 chinese k sar pe baitha,
woh usko pakar k kha gaya!
Phir 1 machar memon pe baitha,
us ne pakar k chinese say pocha:
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Khareedo gay ?
Sir to studnt tum schol Q nahi ay thy Studnt,sir m
Sir to studnt tum schol Q nahi ay thy Studnt,sir mujhy bird flu ho gaya tha Sir,bird flu to…
Us Pyari si surat ka phir ek bar didar de, tadap r
Us Pyari si surat ka phir ek bar didar de, tadap rahe hain hum yahan, ab aur na intazar de, awaj mat suna, ae zalim magar, ek MISSED call to mar de…
I cannot hide this from u any more.
I cannot hide this from u any more.
I don't want 2 hurt u
and I feel it's best if I tell u,
before you hear it from someone else …………
FINE AATA Prices Have Gone Up !
From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death,
my feelings 4 u have never changed.
For me, you've always been
……….a headache!
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u –
it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp
…. I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER.