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May 5th, 2008 
docter apna phela operation karne ke bad.
docter apna phela operation karne ke bad.
operation theater se bhair aaya
or uper dekhte huye bola "YA ALLAH" MERA PHELA THOFA QABOOL KER………..
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_/\ oye, tu mainu yaad nai krda??
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Chall koi gall nai,
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Main kehra krda waan?
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Oye uttho,
Oye uttho,
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Jabb dekho sotayy rehte ho,
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Kia saari umarr so so ke guzaarni hai?,
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Abb mujhhe msg mat krna,
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I'm sleeping..:-D
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Sardaar kii shaayeri:
Sardaar kii shaayeri:
''Khirki se dekha tou baahar koie nai tha,
Wah,wah,wah,
Baahar jaaker dekha tou khirki mein koie nai tha..:-D''
SubhaanAllaah..
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Khaali hai bottle, phr bhe piye ja rha hon,
Khaali hai bottle, phr bhe piye ja rha hon,
Zindagi se bore hon, phr bhe jiye ja rha hon,
Koi kamina sms nai kr rha, phr bhe har kaminay ko sms kiye ja raha hon..03212895084
Driver:sardar g petrol muk gaya ay,Gaddi aggy ne j
Driver:sardar g petrol muk gaya ay,Gaddi aggy ne ja sakdi!
sardar: acha..chal fir pichy morh ly!
Aap kya jano hum tumhe kitna yaad karte hai,
Aap kya jano hum tumhe kitna yaad karte hai,
Harpal tumhari faryad karte hai,
Roz khat likhte hai Cartoon network ko,
Aap ko dikhane ki mang karte hai….
Arz kiya hai:
Arz kiya hai:
Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
ki bahaar aane se pehle fize aa gayi,
Aur phool khilne se pehle…..
…. bakri kha gayi