Funny SMS
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Frog: "Sardaar ka dimaagh nai hota",
May 6th, 2008 
Frog: "Sardaar ka dimaagh nai hota",
Sardaar: "Hota Hai!",
Frog: "Nai hota,Nai hota" (and jumped in water),
Sardaar: "Le dass,aiss wich khudkashshi karan waali kehri gall C?''!!!…
Bigfun 032340914
Husband called his wife from office:''Aa
Husband called his wife from office:''Aaj khaane mein kia pakaaya Hy?'',
Wife(ghussay se): ''ZEHAR'',
Husband:
''Mai Ne ye btaane k lye fone kiya tha,k mai aj office se late aunga,tm kha k so jana
Why is 'SINGH' added to every Sardaar�
Why is 'SINGH' added to every Sardaar's name?
Because:-
S=Saala
I=Insaan
N=Nahiin
G=Gadha
H=Hai
BiG^FuN 03234091459
Smoking aik laanat hai,
Smoking aik laanat hai,
.
Aao millker iss laanat ko khatam karain,
.
Aik packet tm khatam karo,
.
Aik packet hum khatam karain!
BiG^FuN
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Dala hai Lifafa Daak main, Jawab Unka Ayega! Dala
Dala hai Lifafa Daak main, Jawab Unka Ayega! Dala hai Lifafa Daak main, Jawab Unka Ayega! Humain kya pata tha isi bich main Dakiya hi Unhei Chahe ga
Can v do romance in the evening today?
Can v do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
"MOSQUITO"
If I was an artist,
If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist!
Patthaan called to Police,and said:''Hum
Patthaan called to Police,and said:''Hum ko koie fone par dhamkiyaan deta Hai'',
Police:''Kon Hai wo?'',
Patthaan:''Koie PTCL waale hain,bolte hain,k agr bill jamaa Na kraaya,tou fone kaat dain Ge..!