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To stay happy is a gift of God and to make others happy is a great virtue. So if you are in a mood to laugh and make others laugh on your jokes and Funny SMS than hurry up and chose your Funny SMS from our collected works and enjoy by sending hilarious messages to your friends and family. Browse the Funny SMS jokes, Funny SMS quotes, Funny SMS messages and much new Funny SMS stuff.

sher likha jata hai.

May 7th, 2008     Funny SMS

sher likha jata hai.
parha jata hai.
sher suna jata hai.
kaha jata hai.
lakin jab sher samne ata hai.
To
pajama upar se dhela
agay se gila
pechay se pila hojata hai

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Teacher Student se SUCH or VEHAM main kiya farq ha

May 7th, 2008     Funny SMS

Teacher Student se SUCH or VEHAM main kiya farq hai?

Student:Ap hum ko parha rahi hain yeh SUCH hai,laken hum parh rahy hain yeh apka VEHAM hai.

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Pathan Gehri soch me tha

May 7th, 2008     Funny SMS

Pathan Gehri soch me tha

Wife:Kia soch rahy ho?

Pathan:Ye GEO NEWS walon ko kesy pata chalta hai?

Wife:kiya?

Pathan:yehi k

Ap Dekh Rahy Hain

Geo News!

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Jin:Kiya hukam hai?

May 6th, 2008     Funny SMS

Jin:Kiya hukam hai?
Man:mery ghar se America tk road banao.
Jin:bhut mushkil hai,koi aur kaam batao?
Man:meri BV ko mera faramanbrdar karo.
Jin:Road single banani hai yr double?

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When i miss u,

May 6th, 2008     Funny SMS

When i miss u,
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I just close my eyes,
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And says:
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????? ??????
(Laahol wala quwat)
BiG^Fun
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''Hawaa mein betaab urr rahe thay Ghaali

May 6th, 2008     Funny SMS

''Hawaa mein betaab urr rahe thay Ghaalib,
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Waah, wah, wah,
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Hawaa mein betaab urr rahe thay Ghaalib,
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Phr kia..?
Rukk gaie hawaa,
Girr gaey Ghaalib!''
BiG^FUN
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ARZ KIYA HAI:-

May 6th, 2008     Funny SMS

ARZ KIYA HAI:-

''TARANNUM KE TABASSUM SE TABASSUM KII ROSHNII KO JLA DENA,

Wah,wah,wah

JABB ISSKA MATLUB SAMAJHH AAJAAYE,TOU MUJHHE BHII BTA DENA!!''
SUBHAANALLAAH!
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Sorry to distureb you but i got ur no in Adnan,s m

May 6th, 2008     Funny SMS

Sorry to distureb you but i got ur no in Adnan,s mobil.
Plz inform him that he forget his mobil on my bad last night thanx

Saina Mirza??????????????????

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Din Main Chand Sitaray Achay Nai Lagte!

May 6th, 2008     Funny SMS

Din Main Chand Sitaray Achay Nai Lagte!

Ab Dunia Kai Yeh Nazaray Achay Nai Lagte!

Koi Jakai Humare AMMI ABOO Sai Kah Dai!

Hum Ab Kanware Achay Nai Lagte!

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Sardar was taking coffee wid her girlfrnd,

May 6th, 2008     Funny SMS

Sardar was taking coffee wid her girlfrnd,
Sardar: jaldi p, thandi hojae gi,
Grlfrnd: fir ki hogya a?
Sardar: o wekh, likha a, hot coffee rs.10, cold coffee rs.30.
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