Funny SMS

zindagi bany khushiyoun ki maala khul jay khushhiyoun ka talahar kam ho jay bohat hi aala or zindagi aap ko khud kahy "BETHO BETHO LIYAO DALA"

Ek pathan ro rha tha.kisi ne pocha "khan sb kya hua"?
Pathan:"hmara biwi hmare dost k sath bhag gya hy or hm apne dost k bgair nhi reh skta".

Aur bhi cheezain bohot si lutt chukin hain dil kay saath
Yeh batayaa doston ne ishq furmane kay baad
Ab kamray ki ek ek cheez check karta hoon main
Ek tere aane se pehley, ek tere jaane kay baad

Arz kiya hai…

"Ek Bewafa ko Na aye Hamari Wafa Ka Yaqeen"

"Ek Bewafa ko Na aye Hamari Wafa Ka Yaqeen"

Humne kaha Hum Mar Jayengy,,

Aur Uss Ne kaha..

"Ameen"

Who neem ki thendy chawon talay hum ishq laraya kartay thay??
Tum bartan manja karti thi hum maaj naavya kartay thay..

Yar,next week meri Mangani hai
1 choti c party di
hai only few
people will be
invited
Koi Gift lany ki
Zarorat ne
Bas

Ek larka(boy) lay ana
jis se meri mangani
ho jaye

Arz kiya hai…

"Ek Bewafa ko Na aye Hamari Wafa Ka Yaqeen"

"Ek Bewafa ko Na aye Hamari Wafa Ka Yaqeen"

Humne kaha Hum Mar Jayengy,,

Aur Uss Ne kaha..

"Ameen"

hi

Aik pathan ne army join kia aur usko aik gun dia gia.
Pathan:sir jee ham iis ka nali apni taraf kre k dushman ki taraf?
Officer:jis ki taraf bhi kro faida mulk ko he ho ga…

Allama Iqbal baithay thay nadi k kinare,
Bachon nay un ko pathar maray,
Iqbal said: Falak k sitaro dharti ki baharo,
Khotay de putro pathar te na maro