Funny SMS
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Boy: agr main mar gya tu kai tm dosri shadi krogi?
May 13th, 2008 
Boy: agr main mar gya tu kai tm dosri shadi krogi?
Girl: Nahi main apni behn k sath reh longi
Girl: aur agrmain mar gya tu?
Boy: Tu main bhi tmhari behan k sath reh longa
professor:sidr aj tm late kion ai ho?
professor:sidr aj tm late kion ai ho?
sidra: sir faizi mera peecha kr rha tha
professor: tu late kion ai ho?
sidra: sir faizi boht slow chal raha tha
aik sardar riksha wale se
aik sardar riksha wale se
sardar: Station jana ha kitna pase
Rikshe wala: 100 RS
sardar: Main to 10 don ja
Riksha wala: 10 Main kon jata ha
sardar: Tum picha batho main jata hoon
aaj tum DIL maango,de denge,JIGAR maango de denge,
aaj tum DIL maango,de denge,JIGAR maango de denge,JAAN tak maango to bhi de denge,kyunki aaj in saari films ki cds ghar par hain!
Rabb kare ap boht uppar jaao,
Rabb kare ap boht uppar jaao,
!
Itna uppar,
Itna uppar,
Ke farishte kahain nawa aya hai soniye