Funny SMS
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Always send gud msgz,
May 15th, 2008 
Always send gud msgz,
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Taa-ke jabb marr jaao,tou logg kahain: "SAALA,HARAAMI THA,PAR SMS ACHHAY BHEJTA THA!!"
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Arz kiya hai:-
Arz kiya hai:-
''Shshairr suno,
Shshairr suno,
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Waah,waah,waah!,
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Shshairr suno, shhairr suno,
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Mai nai sunaana,
Ksi horr koll suno!''
SubhaanAllaah!
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Meri prem kahaani ka ajeeb ending tha,
Meri prem kahaani ka ajeeb ending tha,
Wah,wah,
Meri prem kahaani ka ajeeb ending tha,
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Izhaar-E-muhabbat kiya SMS se,
Jo unki shaadi takk PENDING tha…
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Big sms network.
Aagya hoon mai, aur big fun mera naam hy,
Aagya hoon mai, aur big fun mera naam hy,
Apke msgz read krna,
Yehi tou mera kaam hy,
Aapke msgz aur fun hojae,
Mere aise msg hen,k koi b kho jae,
To kehdo mere dost, jo b tmhare dil k andar hy,
4091459,yehi tou mera number hy!
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Sardaar said 2 his son:
Sardaar said 2 his son:
"Tere result da kii baneya?",
Son:
"Madam kehndi c, ek saal horr aiss class wich lage ga",
Sardaar:
"Chal thek hy,saal paawain 2-3 horr lag jaawen,fail nai hona"
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thalaam! ye ait aita sms hai to athay bhaly intan
thalaam! ye ait aita sms hai to athay bhaly intan ko totla tal deta hai..
Ap lath toshish talo pil b athay he palo de..
tesa lada totla ban tay..??
driver:sardar g petrol muk gaya ae gadi aga nahi g
driver:sardar g petrol muk gaya ae gadi aga nahi ga sak ti
sardar g:o ho chal phir pichay mor la
Jo mujhhe abhii msg na bhejna chaahe,
Jo mujhhe abhii msg na bhejna chaahe,
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Kuchh dair baad bhii bhej skta Hai!
No Problem!
Newton`s 3 Sex laws
Newton`s 3 Sex laws
1) A hole always attracts a pole
2) Length of pole is equal to the depth of hole
3) Up down motion of pole releases a lotion which increases population
Taxi driver to Santa: sardarji petrol khatam ho
Taxi driver to Santa: sardarji petrol khatam ho
gaya hai gaddi aage nahin ja sakati.
Santa: koi gal nahin GAADI PICHHE LELO . .