Funny SMS

Asif Zardari ka munshoor

Na Roti,
Na Kpra,
Na Makan,

Ab tu Lootna he
Pakistan,

yehi he Zardari ki Pehchan

Every Lady Hopes That Her Daughter

Will Marry A Better Man Than She Did

And Is Convinced That Her Son Will

Never Find A Wife

As Good As His Father Did !!!

Boy To His Friend:
Yaar Main Apni Girl Friend Ko Birthday Kya Gift Doon?
Friend:
Kaisi Dikhti Hai?
Boy:
Bohat Khubsurat

Friend:
Aisa Karoo Oss Ko Mera Mobile Number Dey Doo…

An engineering student to his sweeper brother: "mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?".
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.

Sardaarni sent an SMS message to Sardaar,he said: "Ghar kabb aana hai,sms kr ke btao",
Sardaar Replied: "Nai bta sakta,balance kamm Hy!!"
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Take a bowl…fill it with grapes,Put ur hand in it..Go in front of the mirror… U know what ull find???Langur ke haath mein angoor…

Take a bowl…fill it with grapes,Put ur hand in it..Go in front of the mirror… U know what ull find???Langur ke haath mein angoor…

Keep in touch with me.. Otherwise 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31& 32 your all teeth will be broken.

Baithe tere khayalon mein,Kore kagaz pe likh dala tera naam…Tasvir bhi utaar dali,Aur likha yeh paigam…Zinda ya Murda pakdnewale ko 5000/- inaam…

i m on a mission
to make u
beautiful
cute
handsome
loving
charming
innocent

in short

the mission impossible……