Funny SMS

Sternoid,Pharmoc,Glolargingivia,Globardentin….. Yeh saari bimariyan daant tootne par hoti hain…. SMS Karte rehna….Baaki samajhdar ko ishara kaafi hai…..

Earth may stop Rotating, Birds may stop Flying, Candles may stop Melting, Fishes may stop Swimming, Heart may stop Beating, But your Brain will never start working!

HUM BHI SMART HAI,AAP BHI SMART HO. MERA BI RUNG SAAF HAI APKA BI RUNG SAAF HAI. BUS EK CHOTA SA FARK HAI,MAI DIL ka SAAF HU AUR AAP dimag se.

Likho to paigam kuch aisa likho ki kalam bhi rone ko majbur ho gaye… Har lafz me dard itna bhar do ki examiner bhi pass karne ko majbur ho jaye….

Dil ko pata Tha woh zarur Aayegi, Dil ko Pata Tha Woh zarur Aayegi….Par kabhi Socha Na Tha ki… Surprise me KAMBAKHT Apna Husband Bhi saath Layegi!!..

pathan peheli:
ek shaks ne shadi ki or 3 ghantey
ba'd apni BV ko talaq diya batao
kiyoo?

Log bole: maloom nahi tum hi batao

pathan:mujhe maloom hota tu poochta
kiyoo?

pathan ki peheli:
"mujhe batao gadha 3 fit ki rassi
se bandha hua he or ghas 5 fit ki doori pr he,ghas tak kaise pohchega?"
socho ??socho??
pathan2:men ne har manli
pathan1:gadhe ne bhi har manli..

Kaise tu ne mera dil tora hy,
Kya tere haath me hathora hy?,
Sawaar ho kr mere hawaason par,
Kaha is ne ye mera ghora hy,
Khuwab me akar is ne maari laat,
Istarah neend se jhinjhora hy

Ek shaks ne 1 kg amrood liye or 1 piece katwaya jub us men se keera nikla tu gusse men bola k ye kiya?is men tu keera he.
theley wala bola sir kal ek shaks ka mobile or motorcycle nikli he ye tu ab ap ki kismat he.
next time try kijiye ho sake qisma

Ek pathan ko machar ne kata,

Admi ne Poocha tum machar ko
marte nahi?

pathan bola jub wapis katney aega tu apna khoon wapis leloonga. .