Funny SMS
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day was gone by lough and fight,and nigh will be b
May 19th, 2008 
day was gone by lough and fight,and nigh will be by tought,so good night and have sweet dreams.
Kiya huwa…………..?
Kiya huwa…………..?
Udas Ho……………?
Bor ho rahye ho…………..?
Esa karo zip kholo under hath dalo
Sharmao nahain under hath dalo
beg sy book Nikalo or Parho…hahahahahahhaahahahhahahahahah
Raat ko 3 bajy ek dacu sardar ky ghar main gus gay
Raat ko 3 bajy ek dacu sardar ky ghar main gus gaya or bola "SONA" Kahan hye, sardar bola , ully ky pathy sara ghar khali hye kahain bhi so jao….
Sms na kar ky dil toor dia mera, ab mobile difna d
Sms na kar ky dil toor dia mera, ab mobile difna deena mily to apna romal ura dena, koi poochy ky raaz kiya tha to sir jukha ky apni knjoosy bata dena ….
Hansa: Praful, Formality Matlab?
Hansa: Praful, Formality Matlab?
Praful: Formality, Hansa!!
Praful: Formal Yaane Formal Kapde Aur Tea Maane Chaai,
Formal Kapde Pehen Kar Chai Peene Ko Formality Kehte Hain!!
Hansa: Arre Praful, Automatically Matlab?
Hansa: Arre Praful, Automatically Matlab?
Praful : Hansa, Mein Batata Hu.
Dekho Jab Auto Me Jab Koi Ganji Baithi Ho To Use Kehte Hai
" AUTO ME TAKLI".
pathan to shopkeeper:
pathan to shopkeeper:
"Easy Load he?"
shopkeeper:ji han janab,
pathan:10 ka naswaar Load Karo….
1…………………………………….2…..
1…………………………………….2……………………………….3………………………………….4…………………………………afsos abhi tak ginti seekh rahe ho?????!!!!
ek shaks ne pathan se poocha,
ek shaks ne pathan se poocha,
"khan sahib agar ap ko $1 Billion mila jaen tu??
pathan:jis ko men ne udhar di he men sood ke paison men 500 rupe
kam karke longa