Funny SMS

To stay happy is a gift of God and to make others happy is a great virtue. So if you are in a mood to laugh and make others laugh on your jokes and Funny SMS than hurry up and chose your Funny SMS from our collected works and enjoy by sending hilarious messages to your friends and family. Browse the Funny SMS jokes, Funny SMS quotes, Funny SMS messages and much new Funny SMS stuff.

hello

May 19th, 2008     Funny SMS

hello

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u r so smart,

May 19th, 2008     Funny SMS

u r so smart,
u r so beautiful,
u r so brillant,
u r so lovely,
u r so cute,

g nahi g

ami kehti hain jo kehta hai wohe hota hai.
hahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Hi, I am Murtajiz

May 19th, 2008     Funny SMS

Hi, I am Murtajiz
How are you? surely you shall fit now. I shall pray for your goodness

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peshawar NDRA men pathano ke naam

May 19th, 2008     Funny SMS

peshawar NDRA men pathano ke naam

Rishwat khan

Zillat khan

Mutafiq khan

Ajeeb khan

Hairat khan

Makan khan

Ma'loom khan

Pathjhar khan

Zameen khan

Akhrot khan

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Ankh……………………………………….

May 19th, 2008     Funny SMS

Ankh………………………………………..dil…………………………………zuban………………………………..hath……………………………………paer……………………..kaan….yeh sub tu tere pas hen phir kiya d

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Ek pathan se kisi ne poocha "mareez ki tabiat

May 19th, 2008     Funny SMS

Ek pathan se kisi ne poocha "mareez ki tabiat kesi he?"

pathan:"tabiat bilkul theek he bus ek Gurdaa fail he"

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Arz kiya hai:

May 19th, 2008     Funny SMS

Arz kiya hai:
muhabbat mien hum ne aisi saza payi hai…

zara ghor farmaiye,
muhabbat mien hum ne aisi saza payi hai

baki sher baad mien abi zoor se POTTY ayi

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WHAT IS LOVE?

May 19th, 2008     Funny SMS

WHAT IS LOVE?

Love is like iodex ooh aah
ouch door kare.

LOVE is supreme yahi tu ha wo apna pan.

LOVE is habib cooking oil kyun k ye dil ka mamla hai,,,

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Birds are chillaaying…

May 19th, 2008     Funny SMS

Birds are chillaaying…
HENS are kukdukuing…
Flowers are khushbu maaring,
moon is dubing,
sun is ugging.
peakok is naaching…
all are kahing GOOD MORNING,
and u are still soying……!

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Sardaar's son:

May 19th, 2008     Funny SMS

Sardaar's son:
"Papa! 5+5 kitne hote hain?",
Sardaar:
"Ullu,gadhe,idiot, naalaayek,besharm; tujhe kuch nahe ata,ja andar se calculator la,mai btata hoon"
Big fun3234091459

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