Funny SMS

samandr k kinarebetha kroo,koi na koi lehar to aye gi,kismat na badli to kaya how, kam se kam SHAKAL hi dul jay ge.
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Ek makhi ki halat bht kharab thi woh doctor k pass gai,
Doctor: kiya hua?
Makhi: bus chai(tea) main gir gai thi, Parhne wale sahab ne choos choos ker halat kharab ker di. 03338369705

Ek makhi ki halat bht kharab thi woh doctor k pass gai,
Doctor: kiya hua?
Makhi: bus chai(tea) main gir gai thi, Parhne wale sahab ne choos choos ker halat kharab ker di.

Neend ati hai to khwab ata hai..

Khwab ata hai to larki ati hai..

LArki ati hai to pechay uss ka baap ata hai ..

phr na larki ati hai na khwab ata hai…
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Chand ko ghuroor hai k us k pass noor hai………
to kia hua mujhay bhi ghuroor hai meray pass dosy LANGUOR HAI……. 03338369705

300 arab.. 4crore.. 8 lakh.. 55 thousand.. 1hundred.. 86only Ye mera bank balance nahin hai to kia hua,mera mobile number to hai na.:-)
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1 molvi film actor se masjid ka chanda layna aya
actor :ap log tu kahte hian k hamara pesa haram hai
molvi:G hum in paisoo se "LATREEN"banainge.! 03338369705

muslim
lady assalmo alikum!
Angel issay jannt lel jao
hindu lady
namasty!
Angal issay dozakh mai lay jao
christian lady
hi darling
Angal issey side pay lay jao

Ek sheikh apne ghar ki teesri manzil sey neeche gir gaya. Neeche girte hoe 2 manzil pr us ne apni biwi ko roti pakate hoi dekha aur bola. "Meri na pakawi".

3 sheikh nehar k kinare bhethe. 1 ney kaha tum dono mein sey jo baad mein nehar sey nikle ga usey 500 rupe inaam dia jai ga. 2 ghatey baad dono ki laash phool kr uper agai.