Funny SMS

Exam mai Question ta
"Challange kise kehte hain"?
Pathan ne pure page khali chor kar lat page par lika

"APNI BAP KI AULAD HAI TO PAS KAR K DIKHA"

incridible love test
just type
Love(space)ur
name,(space)ur
partners name&send it
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ur fathers number.he will tell ur future

ADEEL BHATTI SHADMAN COLONY NEAR BILAL MASJID AHMAD PUR EAST JFJDKLFKLLKJLLJKJBLKJL DKFFDF

GIRL;dnt tuch me main QURAN PAK ki tarah pak hn
BOY;main bhe musalman hn choom k he rhn ga

Utaro Utaro,
Jaldi Utaro,
dupatta utaro, qameez utaro,
shalwar utaro……

Shukar hai barish se phlay rassi se saray kapray utaar liye…!

Dil ke dard ko dil torne wale kya jana,
Pyar ki rasmo ke yeh zamane wale kya jane,
Hoti hai kitni takliff kabar ke niche,
Yeh upar se phool charane wale kya jane.

Arz kia hai Unki ek ankh itni khubsorat thi, Wah Wah Wah! Unki ek ankh itni khubsorat thi, Wah Wah Wah! k unki soosri aankh bhi useeko dekh rahi thi!!

A sardar learning English introduces his family in the party:

Hi! I am sardar,
This is my sardarni,
He is my kid,
& she is my kidney.

ye exams k rishte b ajib hote he ye to apne apne nasib hote he rehte he jo nighao se dur wohi question compulsory hote he

1 sardar ki barri barri Khobsurat mouchain dekh kar 1 larki ne tareef ki or nishani ki khatir 2baal mangay sardar nay shalwaar mey haath daala or 2 baal ukhaarr kar de diye.Girl:sardar ji ye kia,Sardar:Bibi uper tu sirf shoroom hay maal to aapko godaam he