Funny SMS

Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao…

mousam b suhana hai dil dewana hai mode mastana hai yar ab to sms kr do kia balance Ooper lay kar jana hai.

Exam main question tha "What is challenge"
Sardar ne pooray pages khali chor kr last page per likha,

"Apne baap ki aulaad hy to pass kr k dikha" !it's a CHALLENGE!!!

BADMAST HAWAYEIN HAIN,

MAUSAM SUHAANA HAI,

BANDAR BHI SMS PARH RAHE HAIN,

KYA '' EDUCATIONAL '' ZAMANA HAI…!

Ek aadmi ne ALLAH se kaha,
Mje dukh de,
Dard de,
Tension de,
Barbaad kar de,
Mere peeche BHOOT laga de,
ALLAH ne kaha..
SEEDHI TARAH KAHO EK ADAD BIWI CHAHIYE.

biryani khanay ki dua!

niyat karta ho may char plate
biryani ki vastay 15,20 boti 'k' saath raita our salad 'k'
muon mera deigh ki taraf….
Bismilla…….

PATHAN OR SARDAR KA QUIZ COMPETITION HUA
HOST SARDAR SE:TUM ITNE BEWQUF Q HO?
SARDAR:HAMARE SAR PAR PAGRI HE ISLIYE HUM AQAL NAHI KARTE TAKLEEF HOTI HE.
HOST PATHAN SE:OR AP?
PATHAN:OOI HUM TO YEH SAWAL YAD KARNA BHOOL GAEY.

EK PATHAN APNE BACHEY KO ROZ KISI PATHAN DOCTOR K PAS LEKE JATA HE KISI NE POCHA KHAN KIYA PROBLEM HE?
PATHAN: MERA BACHA EK SAAL PEHLE PEDA HUA KUCH BHI BOL NAHI SAKTA

Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay for a
second without u, if u r not there i am dead.
oye hello!!
i am talking about OXYGEN..

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