Funny SMS

Exam main question tha "Whatis challenge"
Sardar ne pooray pages khalichor kr last page per likha,

"Apne baap ki aulaad hy to passkr k dikha" !it's a CHALLENGE!!!

Pathan ko dost ne khane pebulaaya,wo gaya to
ghar per tala lagahua tha or likhatha
"BEWAQOOF BANAYA"

Pathan ne hoshyari dikhai orneche likha

"Hum to Aya hi nhi yha"

Pathan: kon kehta pathan idiot hen?? Abdul Qadeer khan ko dekho Hero of Pakistan hen wo.

doosra pathan :or hamari himmat dekho $30,000,0000 deke tub jake usne Abdul Qadeer per Khan ka naam milaya or usne mana nahi kiya pathano ko

ek shaks ne pathan se poocha "khan sahib mujhe duniya ka sub se bara inquilab batao kiya hosakta he 1 gurbat ka khatma 2 America ki tabahi 3 pakistan ka khush haal hona???
pathan : "mere khayal se inquilab is bhi bara hoga wo hoga 1 aqalmand

Ek martaba pathan ne 200 podey lagaey saare ke saare jal gaey. . .
poocho kiyoo?
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usney podon ko ulta lagaya wo paton ko jar samajh betha…HAROON

I mixed RUM in water and got drunk. I mixed BRANDY in water and
got drunk. I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again. Now I have
decided never to drink water again !!!

Mujhe bholny ki KHUDA kary tuj ko aisi saza mily
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Zor ka susu aye or karny ki jaga na milay…

Pathan ko dost ne khane pe bulaaya,wo gaya to
ghar per tala lagahua tha or likha tha
"BEWAQOOF BANAYA"

Pathan ne hoshyari dikhai or neche likha

"Hum to Aya hi nhi yha"

Us ne hathon pe Mhendi Sajja Rakhi thi.
Hum ne kandhe pe unki Dolli utha rakhi thi.
Hamme patta tha who bewaja niklegi.
Is hi liyan to hum ne uski choti Bhen bhi passa rakhi thi.

Sardar apne ghar walo k sath apna rishta daikne gya.Ghar walo ne kaha dono ko akaila chor do!
Sardar2Girl:Behan G,tusi kine pehn para o?
Girl:"Pehle 3 C hun 4"