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Exam main question tha "What is challenge"
Sardar ne pooray pages khali chor kr last page per likha,

"Apne baap ki aulaad hy to pass kr k dikha" !it's a CHALLENGE!!!

Aik Sardaar kii shaadi nai horahi thi,wo apni Maa ke saath Darbaar pe gya,andar usski Maa gumm ho gaie,
Sardaar bole: ''Waah Rabba!,
Apni te labbi nai,
Abbay di vi gaie!!''
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Aik waqt tha jabb aapke sms aisay aate thay jaisay kisi ne aapki ''KHOPRI'' pe ''PISTOL'' rakkhii hai,aur aap se msg karwa raha hai,
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Magar abb lgta hai,jaisay..
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Golii maardi..!
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Roses are Red and sky is blue,
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Roses are red and sky is blue,
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Chaahe jitna bhii press karlo,but still Roses are red and sky is blue!!
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Sardaar failed in the paper of english,Coz he did english translation as:
1.Mai aam aadmy nai hun,
I'm not a mango man!,
2.Muje b english aati hai,
English comes to me also,
3.Dow aur dow baraabar chaar,
Give 'N give, equals to

kabi tum apni mohabat ka aitbar to do……..
mein chahoon toot kr tum ko ye ikhtiar to do……..
Guzerti hi nhi hai ye zindgi ab tumahry bin………….
aik NARGIS ki C D udhar to do….?

Boy said to his girlfriend: ''Darling!,mere kaan mein kuchh garam sa,naram sa,kuchh namkiin sa,kuchh miitha sa kaho!'',
Girl (Sharmaatay huwe):
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"HALWA POORII!!"
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Press down,if u like me!
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So u like me?
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So sweet!
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Ok,u can stop,
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Enough plz,stop it!
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Dis iz 2 much,
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Oh my God!
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Ok ok i like u 2!
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Uff! Crazy Fa

Arnold suicide after watching a Pakistani film,
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U know y?
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Shaan had empty revolver,
Villen fired at Shaan,
He catches the bullet,put it into revolver,nd shot him..
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