Funny SMS
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Why do donkey eat grass ?
May 29th, 2008 
Why do donkey eat grass ?
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0Ooopss! I m sorry !!!
that's your personal matter….
Kya Ap k sir pe seengh hain?
Kya Ap k sir pe seengh hain?
No!
JUST CHECK IT
CHECKED?
YES!
NAHI HAIN?
NAHI!
R U SURE?
YES!
Koi baat nahi GADHEY k hote bhi nahi……..
hahahahaha
Boy 2 Girl:Tumharii ankhain kitnii haseen hain,
Boy 2 Girl:Tumharii ankhain kitnii haseen hain,
Girl:choro na,
Boy:tumhary baal kitnay haseen hain,
Girl:choroo na Ap bhi,
Boy:aray itnii der se chor hi tu raha hon…
Tum Chand Se Khobsorat Ho Sitaron Se Poch Lo
Tum Chand Se Khobsorat Ho Sitaron Se Poch Lo
Tum Pholon Se Khobsorat Ho Bharon Se Poch Lo
Tum Larki Se Bhi Khubsurat Ho
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Pathano
Se Poch Lo..
Ek Student Dusre Se:
Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai
2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Parhai Karte Hein . . . :p
Jab Tum Makeup Kerti Ho
Jab Tum Makeup Kerti Ho
Bilkul Reema Lagti Ho
Wah Wah
Jab Tum Makeup Kerti Ho
Bilkul Reema Lagti Ho
Jab Makeup Nahi Kerti Ho Tou
Sahfqat Cheema Lagti Ho …
Larka Bus Stop Par Larki Ko Dekh Ker Bola :
Larka Bus Stop Par Larki Ko Dekh Ker Bola :
Tu Tou Meri Jaan Hy
Tu Mera Emaan Hy
Larki Ne Apni Sandel Utari
Tou Larka Bola :
Main Bhi Pakistan Hoon Tuu Bhi Pakistan Hy … ;->
Admi Dukan Dar Se: Zara Jaldi Se Mujhe Ek Zanana C
Admi Dukan Dar Se: Zara Jaldi Se Mujhe Ek Zanana Chapal Dijiye
Dukandar: Nap Batayen?
Admi: Nap To Me Lana Bhul Gaya Khair Aap Meri Kamar Per Nishaan Dekh Len
Sardar:Meri �evi Itna Mazak Krti Hy K K
Sardar:Meri �evi Itna Mazak Krti Hy K Kya �ataon
DosT:Kya Mazak Krti Ha?
SArdar:Kal Mai Ghar Gya Uski Ankhon Par Hath Rakha Or Wo Mazak Ma �oli
CHOWKIDAR..