Funny SMS

EK AJEEB HOSPITAL

Doctor Pathan he
patient American he
reciepsionist French he
Sweeper UAE ka Arab he
Watchman England ka he
Abulance Driver Switzerland ka he
Nurse Lexubug ji he
or Salery Pakistan Authority ke pass he.HAR

a man touched an electric current wire and was about to die ….
suddenly lights went off,..
and he was asfe…
he danced in joy and shouted …
AHA AHA AHA AHA..
geo> MUSHARAF…

yaar kia hal mery jan “
main shahid tera best friend
yaar kabhe phone he karlia karo
mery jan
apna sonao thik ho na
jesay he mera emil mely to mujhe phone karna

Har sawal say dut ker larna
Har sawal say dut ker larna,
Phainkhnay me kami mat karna,
Moqa milay to pichay bhi dekhna,
aur 1 bat yaad rakhna,
aagay walay ka paper apna samajhna

Kafi dino se sms nahi bheja,
Chalo sit stand kro
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Chalo bus karo ainda
SMS kertay rehna.

Hey

Main ne Khoon se Diwar pa Tera naam likh dia,
Or Phir khud hi us diwar ko toar dia
kyn k
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Main ne Khoon se Diwar pa Tera naam likh dia,
Or Phir khud hi us diwar ko toar dia
kyn k
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Ram lal bhagwan se
Bhagwan mujhe dard de,dukh de,mujhe tension de,mujhe barbad kar de,meray pichay booth laga de.
Bhagwan! Abay sale ek he line mai bol na k mujhe bivi chahiye.

Ram lal bhagwan se
Bhagwan mujhe dard de,dukh de,mujhe tension de,mujhe barbad kar de,meray pichay booth laga de.
Bhagwan! Abay sale ek he line mai bol na k mujhe bivi chahiye.