Funny SMS

HUSBAND- Shall v Try A Different Position 2Nite?
WiFE- Xcellent Idea, U Stand
At Da SINK & Wash Da Dishes
& I'll Lie oN Da SoFA & Watch
Da T.V…. ;->

Don Ne Ab Jurm Ki Dunia Chor di Hai,
Ab ek Madersa Khola Hai,
So Plz,
Balance Ki Sorat Main Don Ko Chanda De Kar Akhirat Sawarain,
Aap Ka Khadim……

Haji Don….

apnay husan par itna ghror na kar sab 2 din ki masti hai…

tera husan bi tab tak qaim jab tak ….
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"FAIR&LOVELY"saasti hain….

munna bhai:ye doctor log operation karnay se pehlay patient ko be-hosh q kartay hain?
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circuit:bolay to!patient khud operation karna seekh na la isleya

wife:mujhay kisi mehngi jaga le k chaliye na ji"….
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husband:chalo tayyar ho joa…
petrol pump chaltay hain."

Who is beautiful?
Its u
Who is charming?
its u
Who is sweetest?
Its u
Who is smart?
Its u
Ab Khush mat ho ye msg mere liye aya tha,to main ne socha k apko bata don.

I

LOVE

YOU
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Send thz msg to100 Girls & win a free Trip 2 ur Nearest police station in luxury jeep & body massag Free,4 more detail jst dail 15.

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u r a Dog

kyun bura laga na?

Par bura mat manoo

Dog means.

D:Demand
O:of
G:Girls
now u r smiling?
hun vekh kive hasda.
Kuta na hove te…..

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Pathan ne martey dum saare beton ko bulakar wasiat ki k meri jitni bhi jaidad he us saari ki saari ko mere ELAJ par kharach kardo…HAROON

Ek martaba pathan ne machhli pakarli pathan bhi samander men kooda poocho kiyoo us ne kaha k machli bahir marjaaegi isliye pani men jake zabah karonga…HAROON