Funny SMS

when an apple is green,it is ready to pluck & when a girl is 18' she is ready for….

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" I.D CARD "

hamesha galat hi sochna!!!

Mere Mobile ka accident ho gya hai
Dr.Nokia ne kaha hai k khoon kam hai.
please mujhey Sms botal send karo mera mobile
I.C.U main hai.

aik sardar G. k ghar mein daku a gaay….
daku.. oay sardara sona kithay wa juldi dus…..
sarder G. lo ki gal kr day O tusi vi mitro.. aida wada ghar wa jithay merzi so jaoo……..

INTERVIEWER:TEL ME OPPOSIT OF GUD
SRDAR:BAD
INT:COME
SDR:GO
INT:UGLY
SDR:PICHLI
INT:UGLY
SDR:PICHLI
INT:SHUTUP
SDR:KEEP TOKING
INT:GET OUT
SDR:COME IN
INT:OH MA GOD
SDR:OH MA DEVIL
INT:U R REJECTED
SDR:I M SELE

Mah ap ko sms kar ta ho is ka matlab yah nahi ha kay ap be mojay sms he sent karo ap mojay cake biscuts pizza nimko aur pepsi be to send kar sak tay ho

A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.
Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby's father will die.
Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!

Buffalo par baithe ek pathan koTRAFFIC police ne rok k puchha: Aap ka helmet kahan hai? Fine lagega.
pathan: oye baawale, dhayan se dekh Neeche, 4 wheeler hai !

Jazz menu ma khushamdeed rishtay k liyay 1 dabaien,Mangni k liyay 2 dabaien,Shadi k liyay 3
dabaien aur dosri Shadi k liyay pahli wali ka gala dabaien

Huzair if emergency pls call me, and where is ur father.

Aaj Newspaper mein parha k doston ko sms karne se dil ki bimaari ho skti hai,
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Tou aaj se bband!
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Kia?
Sms?
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Nahi!
Newspaper!!