Funny SMS

Old mother Hubbard went 2 d cupboard 2 fetch d poor dog a bone. but
when she bent over Rover took over & gave her a bone of his own!

Lady:
Mujhy meray patti sey talaak chaheyee.
Wakil:
Mager wo tou kabbadee champion hei.
Lady:
Yh he to prob hei.

Zaalim sirff haath lagaa ker bhaag jaata hei..

Lady to wakil:
Mujhe mere pati se talaq chaheye.
Wakil:
Magar woh to kabaddi champion hai.
Lady:
Yehi to problem hai.
Kamina sirf hath laga kai bhag jata hai..

Every indian women is
"rani laxmi bai"
B 4 marriage 'rani'
A few yrs after marriage 'laxmi'
& after kids r born she is just 'bai'

Lady 2 advocate: Mujy myry pati sy talaaq chaheye.
Advocate: Mgr woh to kabaddi ka champion hy.
Lady: Yhi tou problem hy.
Kameena sirf haath lagaa ky bhaag jaata hy

Each indian women is
"ranii laxmee bai"
Be for marriage "ranii"
After few yrs of marriage laxmee
And after kids born she is just "bai"

Q. Y iz da book 'Women Who Love 2 Much'
a disappointment for many men?
A. Because No phone numbers are available in that.

Ik aurat kee aankh sooje huee thi Uski friend nay poocha to bataya shohar ney mara hai. Uski friend: Par wo to shahar se bahar gy huwey they! Aurat: Main bhi yehi samjhi thi.

Samay Ki Kami Ke Karan Hum Is Saal

\"Dashare Ka Chanda Mobile

Se Le Rahe Hain.Atah Aap Se

Anurodh Hai,

Ki Turant Is No.

Par101 Ka Bal.Dalwa De

Aik pathan airport sy bahir aya tou samnay taxi wala kharaa tha pathan ny poocha
sadar jaye ga taxi walay ny kaha jaye ga tou Pathan bola tou jao idhar qiun khara hy