Funny SMS

Ur eyes like Patakha,
ur lips like Rocket,
ur ears like Chakri,
ur smile like Fuljadi,
ur style like Anar,
ur personality like Bomb.
Beta nikal le,
i'm coming with "candle"

TEACHER:
Teri shikayat i hai k tu galiyaan bht deta hai.
STUDENT:
Sir!mai ne to kbhi kisi kuttey ko gali nhi di,pata nai kis ullu k pathey ne apko kaha hai,agr wo harami samne ajaey to us baghairat ko dekh lun.Sir,apka student kanjar bn k naach

Duniya Ki Her Kali Ek Din Phool Ban Jati Hai,
Lekin Wo Konsi Kali Hai Jo Kabhi Bhi Phool Nahi Banti Hai?

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C'mon?
Sochye Shochye..!

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"CHHiP-KALi"

She is Basanti
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she will Not dance.Coz Basanti ULLUON ke
samne

Aap ko "CHODA"..Aap ko pir "CHODA"Aap ko bar bar
"CHODA"Aap ko hamesha hamesha k leye"CHODA AUGUST"
mubarik ho.Hahahahaaaa..

MAn 2 Sheikh: Yar Kal main tenu kini
waryi Phone kita per tu nahi chukiya

Sheikh: kion Chukhan ,
jerha main 30 Rupaiye thay kar gana luwaya aye,
ohnuu tera peo sunaye ga.
U.H

isi ne dil badal
liya kisi ne dhadkan badal li
app kay pass badalne ko kuch na tha
toh app nae masjid main ja kar chapal badal li. U.H

The JanazA Of MehBooB Nikla From The Gali Of MehBooBa With LotS Of ZoR ShoR

The MehboobA Jhanki From The DooR And Boli ? Mar Gaya HaRaMKhor? U.H

Twinklw Twinkle LAZY STAR, kitna soyega uthja yaar, Up above d World so high,Sun has risen in d SKY,uthke jaldi PEELE CHAI, thn U Call & say me HI..

Teri ik Angraai lene se mera dam nikal sa jata hai…
Ay zaalim,
Ay qaatil,
Ay dilbar,
Ay dost…Ik body spray lagane mein tera kya jata hai.