Funny SMS
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boy: mujhe se shaadi karo gi
June 4th, 2008 
boy: mujhe se shaadi karo gi
girl: nahi
boy: Q
girl: mere ghar waley nahi mane ge
boy: tumhary ghar mey kon kon hai.
girl: ek husband aur do bachey. U.H
khidki khuli zulfen udi, socha husn-e-yaar ka dida
khidki khuli zulfen udi, socha husn-e-yaar ka didar tha zulfen hati kismat futi, wo to nahaya hua sardar tha.
Kesa Lagta Ha Jab Raat K Sannate me Hawa K Jhonkay
Kesa Lagta Ha Jab Raat K Sannate me Hawa K Jhonkay K Sath Khamoshi Se Chalte Huwe,Koi Chupke Se aaye or Kahey…….
Chal Oye Mobile Kad. U.H
Thalam!!
Thalam!!
ye ait aita sms hai to athay bhaly intan ko totla tal deta hai..
Ap lath toshish talo pil b athay he palo de..
tesa lada totla ban tay..??
ootay. U.H
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AAAAAAAnchi…….. .
X cuse me plz ……..!
sorry 2 distrub u :
Aik chursi apni ankhein donate kerne gaya….
Aik chursi apni ankhein donate kerne gaya….
After Operation Doctor. Asked Chursi: Kuch kehna chahte ho?
Chursi Replied: ye ankein jisko lagao bata dena…
Ye do cush lagane ke bad khulti hain………
Have a nice day! ?? * Achcha din lo!
Have a nice day! ?? * Achcha din lo!
What?s up? ?? *Uppar kya hai?
You?re kidding! ?? *Tum bachche bana rahe ho!
Don?t kid me! ?? * Mujhe bachcha mat banaao!
Yo, baby! What?s up? ??* Beti Yo., uppar kya hai?
Cool man! ??
Zameen pe ho thu Sms bhejo!
Zameen pe ho thu Sms bhejo!
Asman pe ho thu barish bhejo!
Jannat me ho thu horien bhejo!
Dozakh me ho thu ENJOY UR SELF! GOOD LUCK
Jo Jeeta woh sikander,
Jo Jeeta woh sikander,
Jo haara woh jail k ander
Jo sms bhajay us ko jadu ki jhappi
Jo na bhajay us ko Bunder ki Pappi.