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Frnd:Yar Me Jis Larki Ko ChahtaHun,Usne Mujhse Sha
June 4th, 2008 
Frnd:Yar Me Jis Larki Ko ChahtaHun,Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki
2nd: Tumne Usy Bataya K Mera Chacha Karorpati Hai
1:Bataya Tha
2:Phir
1: Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai
??? JOB IN WARID ???
??? JOB IN WARID ???
Send ur CV to jobs@warid.com.pk
Last Date:-30 feb.
Location:- Islamabad
Salary:- 45,000-60,000
Job Nature:- warid ky tower pe bath kyTelenor kay Signal Rokna.
log kehte hai aap ko fursat mai banaya hoga
log kehte hai aap ko fursat mai banaya hoga
zahir si baat hai faltu kaam fursat mai hi hote hain.
bohut udas hai har shaks tere jane se hosakhe to l
bohut udas hai har shaks tere jane se hosakhe to laut aa kisi bahane se tu lakhkhafa sahi magar 1 baar to dekh
mohalay mai kitna kachra jamma haitere na aane se
Wafadar log haan ham wafa karyan gay.
Wafadar log haan ham wafa karyan gay.
Jann mango fida karyan gay.
Dil mango nikal kar hath per rakhan gay.
Sirf 100 Rupe ka balance behjo do
Ham namazi log han Dua karyan gay.
Biwi:Ager Mein Mar Jaon To Kia Karo Gay?
Biwi:Ager Mein Mar Jaon To Kia Karo Gay?
Husband: To Shaid Main Bi Mar Jaon Ga.
Biwi:Kyun?
Husband:Kabhi Kabhi Ziyada Khushi Jan Lewa Hoti Hai. U.H
Dil main aap
Dil main aap
Dharkan main aap
Aankhon main aap
Sanson main aap
Jaha b daikhon
Bus aap he aap
Dettol wali aunti such kehti hain
Jaraseem her jaga hotay hain U.H
boy: mujhe se shaadi karo gi
boy: mujhe se shaadi karo gi
girl: nahi
boy: Q
girl: mere ghar waley nahi mane ge
boy: tumhary ghar mey kon kon hai.
girl: ek husband aur do bachey. U.H
boy: mujhe se shaadi karo gi
boy: mujhe se shaadi karo gi
girl: nahi
boy: Q
girl: mere ghar waley nahi mane ge
boy: tumhary ghar mey kon kon hai.
girl: ek husband aur do bachey. U.H