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To stay happy is a gift of God and to make others happy is a great virtue. So if you are in a mood to laugh and make others laugh on your jokes and Funny SMS than hurry up and chose your Funny SMS from our collected works and enjoy by sending hilarious messages to your friends and family. Browse the Funny SMS jokes, Funny SMS quotes, Funny SMS messages and much new Funny SMS stuff.

In order to get job in a goodcompany a boy needs 1

June 5th, 2008     Funny SMS

In order to get job in a goodcompany a boy needs 100%talent. But a girl needs only4% talent. Remaining isalready
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( 36 ) = 96%
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Koi tumhain bole u r crazydont be angry,

June 5th, 2008     Funny SMS

Koi tumhain bole u r crazydont be angry,
koi bole u r stupid coollekin, koi bole u r beautifulthappar mar dena salay komazak ki bih koi hadh hoti hay

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****KHABARDAR****mis call sehat k lye muzir hai. t

June 4th, 2008     Funny SMS

****KHABARDAR****mis call sehat k lye muzir hai. tabiyat ziada kharab ho call kijiye tamam sms(WALDAIN)ki pohanch se dor rakhye.{VIZART_E_TUM} HAKOMAT_E_HUM

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Sardar: aapaan te roti roz kukarnal khaee dee a!

June 4th, 2008     Funny SMS

Sardar: aapaan te roti roz kukarnal khaee dee a!
Dost: es mehngaee vichkeevain?
Sardar: ek burkee aap khaee deea te ek kukar noo pai dee a!

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larkoon ko bewaqoof banaany ki 100tips.

June 4th, 2008     Funny SMS

larkoon ko bewaqoof banaany ki 100tips.
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99% wo pehly hi hoty heen.

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Zalil honay Ka Sub Se Asan Tarika…!

June 4th, 2008     Funny SMS

Zalil honay Ka Sub Se Asan Tarika…!

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Zalil Honey Ka Kitna Shok Hai K Tarikadhonda Jaraha Hai…

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Agar koi aj

June 4th, 2008     Funny SMS

Agar koi aj
k din ap se
kahe k
AP KHUBSURAT HO,
SMART HO
GENIUS HO
tu
rakh
k
stupid k moo per thapper do
Q k wo

SePtEMbEr k maheney
mein

APRIL FOOL Mana raha hai…….

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Ab t0 iqrAr kEr Lo,

June 4th, 2008     Funny SMS

Ab t0 iqrAr kEr Lo,

Or nA tArpAo..

Ab t0 bAtA d0..

Or nA shArmAo..

k..

Tum mUjh sE..

mUjh sE..

mUjh sE..

Bhi ZiAdA KaNjUs h0..

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Roshni chand se hoti hai sitaro se nahi,

June 4th, 2008     Funny SMS

Roshni chand se hoti hai sitaro se nahi,
Roshni chand se hoti hai sitaro se nahi,
Tumahare cell me light hamare SMS sehoti hai battery se nahi.

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aik waqat tha tumaray sms asiay

June 4th, 2008     Funny SMS

aik waqat tha tumaray sms asiay

atay thay

jaisay kisi nay tumari khoprii pai

pestol rahki hoi hai

or tumsay sms karwa raha hai
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mager ab lagta hai jaisay goli

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