Funny SMS

Jab lion 3 bar dharta hai to kiahota hai ?
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Batao kia hota hay ?
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Nahin malum?
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Abay nalaiq Tom & Jerry Shuruhota hay..

Is dil ka kaha mano 1 kaam kar do 1 benaam c mohbbat mere naam kardo Meri Zaat pe fat itna ehsan kardo Ghar se naha kar niklo piray ukaqy ko hairaan kardo

Munna Bhai: Ae Circuit apne ko kaise pata chalega k sms parhne wala donkey hai ya monkey….??

Circuit: Bhai agar reply aya to samjho Donkey hai, nahi to Monkey…!!

Hansti thi,
Hansati thi,
Baalon ko Lehrati thi,
Kuch soch ker sharmati thi,
Phir kuch soch ker muskarati thi,
Aj pata chala
Saali "PAGAL" thi…. !

Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo
sirf ek bar..
December ki wo yaden mujhelota do,
wo bhegi bhegi ratain,
wo haseen lamhaat,
jub tum mere bilkul qareb aaker,
ankhon me ankhain dalkar,
jub tum ne..
kaha!
Aande lee loo, garam aande

If dentists make films,?thenames will be –
*Daant ho na ho
*Jaanam brush karo
*Aa ab clean karen
*Kabhi teeth kabhi gum
*Humara daant aapke paashai!:-)

Lab pe ati hai Dua ban ktamanna meri,
Dil karta he band krwa doon simtere,
Dor duniya ka tere DAM seujala hojaye,
Jo mjhe sms na kare Uskarange kala HOjaye?.

Jab se begum ne mujhe murghabana rakha hai,
Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhijhuka rakha hai,
Bartano aaj mere sir pe barastekion ho ?
Mein ne dho dha k tumhainkitna saja rakha hai,
Roz leti he talashi wo police kimanind,
Pochti he kahan pai

Meri zindagi per faqat itna-ehsan ker do,
Ik benam si mohabbat merenaam kerdo,
Ik subha ko milo aur shaamkerdo,
Aur sham tak mere ghar kasara kam kerdo,

Admi:Mujhe sardar bana do
Doc: uske liye tumhara 50%dimagh nikalna parega
Admi: OK
Doctor ne ghalti se 90% nikaldia.
Admi hosh mein aa k bola:Khocha ye tumne kia kar dia