Funny SMS

3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy,
un tenon ko jaga theek
se nahi mil rahi thi.
phir 1 sardar bed se niche sonelaga.
2nd sardar: ab jaga ho gai hai,uper ajaa.

yar tu k

1 larki ki dua
Kasam se her larkay ko bhuladungi,
Sab hi ki tasveerain jala dungi,
Ek tum hi raho gay is dil main,
Balance dalwa do tumhe duadungi,

1 parents apnay betay k liyeaisa
robot laye jo jhoot bolnay perthapar marta hay.
Son:Abu aj mei bemar honschool nahi jaonga
Chatakh!
Baap:tumne jhot bola, me jubtumhare
jitna tha kabhi jhoot nahin boltatha
Chatakh!
Mom:Kia howa?
Ba

Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!
Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi.!
Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhikuchi.!
Teri photo se to meri negative hiAchi.!:-)

Why is ?SINGH? added to everysardars name?
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Do you know?
Really u don?t know?
Bcoz of it?s hidden meaning:-
S – Sala
I – Insaan
N – Nahin
G – Gadha
H – Hay

Husband: Kal mere khawabmain ek larki aye thi.
Wah! Kia Larki thee!
Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?
Husband: Tum ko kese pata?
Wife: Uska Husband merekhawab main aya tha!

Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larkimei
sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ?
Boy: Yeh tou depend karta haik
larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai?:p

Boy to father: ?Baap idhar aa?.
Mother:?Aise nahin bolte beta,
Daddy ko izzat se bulate hai?
Boy: ?Baap, izzat se idhar aa!?.

Patient to Nurse: ?I Love You?
Tumne to mera Dil hi ChuraLiya?.
NURSE : ?chal jhoota ,
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Mene to sirf tumhaari
Kidney churai hai?