Funny SMS

3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi atatha
main paper khali chor aya hon.
2nd: Main bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p

Wife:Please bike taze nachalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay.
Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lagraha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band karlay.:P

A sardarji?s boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteenyears old

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
?Me sick, no work?
Boss SMS back:
?When I am sick I kiss my wifetry it?
2 hours later sardar sms 2boss:
?Me ok, ur wife very sweet?

Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.
Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4sleep.
Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj finalhai.

A sardar had a child after 3month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month kbad bacha kaise howa?
Wife replied:tumhari shadi kokitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.
Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months
Wife: or bacha kitne month kbaad?<

Sardar 2 friend: Guess howmany
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both ofthem

Sardar darvaze pe GUN liyekhara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja rahahon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTAkhara hai

1 sardar airhostess se,
?Aapki shakal meri biwi si bohutmilti hai!?
Hostess ne zordar thappar us kmun pe mara..
sardar forun bola:?Adat bhibohut milti hai?

Sardar ko truck ne takkar mardi
Dost: Yar jo hona tha hogaya
per tu itna dara huwa Q hai?
Sardar: Yar kion k us truck kpichay likha tha
?Phir Milenge?