Funny SMS

Mujahid Ali

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia haijo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2hain?
pappu : legs
Girl : woh kia hai jo tumharipant main hai aur meri pantmein nahi hai?
pappu: paisay
Girl : woh kia hai jo log din mainkarne k bajaye ko raat bistar pekartay ha

Premika premi se: main maaBannay wali hoon.
Premi: kya baat kar rahi ho yumhosh me to ho.
Premika: haan
Premi: Magar ham nay toukabhi kiss tuk nahin kari
Premika: haan mai tumharedaddy se shadi kar k
tumhari maan banane walihoon..

Premika premi se: main maaBannay wali hoon.
Premi: kya baat kar rahi ho yumhosh me to ho.
Premika: haan
Premi: Magar ham nay toukabhi kiss tuk nahin kari
Premika: haan mai tumharedaddy se shadi kar k
tumhari maan banane walihoon..

Ek din bhagwan sharab peeny
zameen per aa giya 50 boltlepeenay
k baad dukan wala bola
?ap ko charti nahi hay??
bhagwan: main bhagwan hun
Club wala: charh gaye salay ko

Husband – tum kon hoo
Biwi – pagal hogay kiya apniBiwi koo bhol gaye
HUSBAND – nasha her ghambhola deta hai

Khud ko kar buland itnaa K,
?Himaalaya ki choti pe jaapahunche?
Aur khuda tujhse puche, >
?Abe sale gadhe. ab utregakaise?

Ek din Wife aur Husbandmandir se
niklay to ek faqeer ne kaha:
Shehzadi 5 rupay dede, andhahon
Husband:Dedo,Tumhe Shehzadi
kaha hai to zaroor andha hihoga

A sardar was fall in Love with nurse.
Sardar Ne iqrar-i-Muhabaat Kerna CHAHA Lakin Na kam.
Aik Mertaba himat ker ke Nurse ko bola Ke……..
I LOVE U SISTER.

TIK TIK TIK TIK
Aata
Daal
Ghee
Cheeni
Chawal
Doodh
Tail
Gosht
Petrol
K baad ab
Aah
Time bhi barha diya..!!